obscenely:

JC Superstar died 4 ur spins

obscenely:

JC Superstar died 4 ur spins

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disloyalorderofpandabears:

heyitzmina:

I watched a girl delete her bible app to make room to take more videos of Panic! At the Disco at the concert last night.

this is gospel

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this

uncage-the-night:

I will never not laugh at this

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abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

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