my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
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baby jesus on a cross
"Not only is there no god, but try getting a plumber on weekends. "- Woody Allen
This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.
that’s a lot of murder
did you just read the entire bible over the weekend
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Here is the answer for the question of the so called “idiot christian who got slammed on Youtube” by God himself
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com
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oh sweet jesus
oh sour jesus
oh BBQ jesus
oh cool ranch jesus
oh doritos locos tacos jesus
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“Why is my language not clear to you? Because you are unable to hear what I say.”
-John 8:43
wait
did Jesus just say the equivalent of did I stutter
Jesus is so sassy
Omg I cracked open a copy of the Bible and it’s fucking true. That’s amazing.
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