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god gave us two hands for a reason
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Pretending REALLY HARD
Anonymous asked: how do you give a bj
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hellX
what the fuck is wrong with my url?
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Somebody on Facebook replaced “God” with “Zeus” just to give Christians an idea of how stupid they sound.
Tis Sunday, let us gather our snakes and speak in tongues
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